Just won a BMW

[Spud]

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new 2014 Model BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $500,000.00 United States Dollars from international programs held on the 1st section 2014 in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you were selected.

The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your prize.

Name: Mr.Anthony Smith
Email:bmwautomobile_84@secretarias.com

Contact him by providing him with your secret pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23. You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:

1.Name in full.
2. Address.
3. Nationality.
4. Age.
5. Occupation.
6. Phone/Fax.
7. Present Country.
8. Email address.
9. pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23

Dr. Norbert Reithofers.
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

cheers Spud 

[nigeh]

Ummmmm!

At least they have not directly, yet, asked for bank details!

[Spud]

what I haven't won  is that what your saying 

cheers Spud 

[threepot]

Shit,ive just entered,and my bank details so they can deposit the money! What's a 'scam' anyway?

[Spud]

Shit,ive just entered,and my bank details so they can deposit the money! What's a 'scam' anyway?

a bit like scum but different 

any way you can't of won because I have 

cheers Spud 

[threepot]

Just as I'm sitting in my van,at my local Asda,ive just seen a bloke ride out on a 400 Superdream..with a case of Stella on his tank!!

[Sin_Tiger]

I've just seen a bloke ride out on a 400 Superdream..with a case of Stella on his tank!!

Second prize 

[HonaTigger]

Nah, that's first prize...

[Geoff W]

Case of Stella is the first prize. The Wet Dream is  the lucky loser consolation prize.

[Nick Calne]

Phew Spud. When I saw your post I thought, "poor bastard, he's won a r1200gs..."

[London_Phil]

If you want to sell the BMW, I've got some money coming from a Nigerian Prince, who is having trouble with getting his money out of the country. once I give him my Down payment, the money should roll in. Can you wait?

[John Stenhouse]

Phew Spud. When I saw your post I thought, "poor bastard, he's won a r1200gs..."

What's wrong with that Nick? Sell the bugger to some Ewan/Charlie wannabe and buy a nice 955 for three grand and have a nice holiday on the rest................sorted!

[Spud]

If you want to sell the BMW, I've got some money coming from a Nigerian Prince, who is having trouble with getting his money out of the country. once I give him my Down payment, the money should roll in. Can you wait?

done deal then mate 

cheers Spud 

[blacktiger]

Just as I'm sitting in my van,at my local Asda,ive just seen a bloke ride out on a 400 Superdream..with a case of Stella on his tank!!

Two examples together to demonstrate that the man has no taste.

[Spud]

Just as I'm sitting in my van,at my local Asda,ive just seen a bloke ride out on a 400 Superdream..with a case of Stella on his tank!!

Two examples together to demonstrate that the man has no taste.

Er the guy in the van or the one on the bike 

cheers Spud