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September 09, 2021, 05:45:02 PMReply #195 on

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One minute you're young and fun...

the next you're turning down the stereo in the car to see better!
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

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Three men are walking in the desert, all dehydrated.

They approach a slide with an empty paddling pool beneath it with a wizard standing nearby.

Wizard: 'This slide is magical. When you slide down it, you can say a drink of your choosing and the paddling pool will fill up with that drink.'

The first guy slides down and shouts, 'Water!' and he lands in a pool filled with water.

The second guy slides down and says 'Apple Juice!' and lands in a pool filled with apple juice.

The third guy slides down and shouts, 'Wee!'
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

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I was born male...

I identify as male...

But according to Sainsbury's Delux Sticky Toffee Pudding I'm actually  a family of four!  :icon_scratch:
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Next door has finally got her halloween costume sorted.

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I guess I'm in that 5%...


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A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“…Which bus would I take home?”
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When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big ti*ts.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big ti*ts, but there was no passion. I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. I decided to find someone with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious lady with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I'm older and wiser now and I’m looking for a woman with big ti*ts.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

 


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