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Started by Lee337, January 09, 2021, 01:00:03 PM

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Lee337

English for beginners

Tsunami ... T is silent
Honest ... H is silent
Psychology ... P is silent
Knife ... K is silent
Wife ... Husband is silent

Class dismissed ...
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

Mrs L was feeling bit down last night, so I let her colour in my tattoo.

She felt a lot better, apparently, she just needed a shoulder to crayon...
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Madruss

I like it.
Americans just don't get humour like this  ;)
1996 Granite black Steamer, ahead of 40 odd others owned
Regards Russ
An ounce of luck is worth a ton of experience!

Madruss

My wife gave our both our sons & families some advice during the current flooding in New South Wales Australia, "don't open any ice cream containers floating past".  :nono
1996 Granite black Steamer, ahead of 40 odd others owned
Regards Russ
An ounce of luck is worth a ton of experience!

Lee337

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Triumph Tiger... YOU RIDE IT!!".......
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

Met my old friend on a flight to the US last week.

I shouldn't have shouted Hi to him across the cabin...

I know that now!
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

the slow heart

Quote from: Lee337 on October 30, 2022, 10:45:45 AMA Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

....
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Triumph Tiger... YOU RIDE IT!!".......

Awesome joke  :*&*
Made my kid laughing out loud   :occasion14 

Lee337

Dear Santa,

I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it.

You fat, judgmental ba$t4rd.

Yours

Lee337
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

London_Phil

Quote from: Lee337 on December 09, 2022, 05:23:22 PMDear Santa,

I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it.

You fat, judgmental ba$t4rd.

Yours

Lee337

You just want free coal....

Nick Calne

Coal - Quite a welcome gift in these days of high energy costs.
Is it really an adventure bike if its wheels never see dirt?

Lee337

My sex life is like a Ferrari  :XXsunsmile

I don't have a ferrari  :icon_frown:
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Sin_Tiger

I still have quite a bit of Turkey left overs and don't want any more soup or sandwiches  :icon_scratch:

Keep calm
   and
Curry On
I used to have long hair, took acid and went to hip joints. Now I long for hair, take antacid and need a new hip joint