Daily smile thread

[London_Phil]

I bought a Saab from Neil Diamond on eBay.
User name "Swede car online"

[London_Phil]

In the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full.

The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.

About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said, "If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step forward."

I just spotted that the special OBD cable I just received today, to allow me to clone and tune my Saab, was from Phoenix, which prompted my lame Saab joke...It's a saab saab story...

[Sin_Tiger]

I bought a Saab from Neil Diamond on eBay.
User name "Swede car online"

 

[Lee337]

We got snow   

[Lee337]

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[Madruss]

I just spotted that the special OBD cable I just received today, to allow me to clone and tune my Saab, was from Phoenix, which prompted my lame Saab joke...It's a saab saab story...

That's a good one 

[Madruss]

In the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full.

The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.

About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said, "If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step forward."

I read this to my wife & she laughed (which she doesn't do often)