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February 23, 2021, 03:01:27 PMReply #30 on

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Have you ever watched one of those scandi murder dramas where the plot wasn't painfully obvious... having a submarine is probably the most exciting variation I have heard of.  (You gotta watch these submariners they are a dangerous lot and we have one amongst us!)

Here are the usual ingredients:

Woman detective - history of childhood abuse, possibly autistic, sexually promiscuous, head-strong, possibly shagging her boss.  Has a woolly jumper.
Woman victim(s) - vulnerable, stupid, easily manipulated, has a child to care for, but no husband.  Gulible AF.  Might be a sex worker.
Murderer - handsome, in a position of power, probably a psychopath or a nazi, may have had a relationship with all the women previously.
Friend zone man / side detective - In love with the detective but will never get any.

Now just change where, when and how.  I reckon we could knock up a show..... maybe start with a young Danish woman is found naked holding only a copy of Babbel's learn Dutch in a year having been beaten to death with Britool 1/4" whitworth.

February 23, 2021, 09:55:50 PMReply #31 on

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Have you ever watched one of those scandi murder dramas where the plot wasn't painfully obvious... having a submarine is probably the most exciting variation I have heard of.  (You gotta watch these submariners they are a dangerous lot and we have one amongst us!)

Here are the usual ingredients:

Woman detective - history of childhood abuse, possibly autistic, sexually promiscuous, head-strong, possibly shagging her boss.  Has a woolly jumper.
Woman victim(s) - vulnerable, stupid, easily manipulated, has a child to care for, but no husband.  Gulible AF.  Might be a sex worker.
Murderer - handsome, in a position of power, probably a psychopath or a nazi, may have had a relationship with all the women previously.
Friend zone man / side detective - In love with the detective but will never get any.

Now just change where, when and how.  I reckon we could knock up a show..... maybe start with a young Danish woman is found naked holding only a copy of Babbel's learn Dutch in a year having been beaten to death with Britool 1/4" whitworth.

 :*&* I'm off for an Akavit and some cheese.
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February 27, 2021, 11:41:34 AMReply #34 on

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:*&* I'm off for an Akavit and some cheese.

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June 06, 2021, 09:16:21 AMReply #35 on

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