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Started by Chris Canning, January 21, 2021, 09:02:16 AM

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Nick Calne

Have you ever watched one of those scandi murder dramas where the plot wasn't painfully obvious... having a submarine is probably the most exciting variation I have heard of.  (You gotta watch these submariners they are a dangerous lot and we have one amongst us!)

Here are the usual ingredients:

Woman detective - history of childhood abuse, possibly autistic, sexually promiscuous, head-strong, possibly shagging her boss.  Has a woolly jumper.
Woman victim(s) - vulnerable, stupid, easily manipulated, has a child to care for, but no husband.  Gulible AF.  Might be a sex worker.
Murderer - handsome, in a position of power, probably a psychopath or a nazi, may have had a relationship with all the women previously.
Friend zone man / side detective - In love with the detective but will never get any.

Now just change where, when and how.  I reckon we could knock up a show..... maybe start with a young Danish woman is found naked holding only a copy of Babbel's learn Dutch in a year having been beaten to death with Britool 1/4" whitworth.
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ghulst

Well, you've got to admire the creativity. ;)
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Sin_Tiger

Quote from: Nick Calne on February 23, 2021, 03:01:27 PM
Have you ever watched one of those scandi murder dramas where the plot wasn't painfully obvious... having a submarine is probably the most exciting variation I have heard of.  (You gotta watch these submariners they are a dangerous lot and we have one amongst us!)

Here are the usual ingredients:

Woman detective - history of childhood abuse, possibly autistic, sexually promiscuous, head-strong, possibly shagging her boss.  Has a woolly jumper.
Woman victim(s) - vulnerable, stupid, easily manipulated, has a child to care for, but no husband.  Gulible AF.  Might be a sex worker.
Murderer - handsome, in a position of power, probably a psychopath or a nazi, may have had a relationship with all the women previously.
Friend zone man / side detective - In love with the detective but will never get any.

Now just change where, when and how.  I reckon we could knock up a show..... maybe start with a young Danish woman is found naked holding only a copy of Babbel's learn Dutch in a year having been beaten to death with Britool 1/4" whitworth.

:*&* I'm off for an Akavit and some cheese.
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mat-tiger1

Quote from: Nick Calne on February 23, 2021, 03:01:27 PM
  (You gotta watch these submariners they are a dangerous lot and we have one amongst us!)


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