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[Nick Calne]

Have you ever watched one of those scandi murder dramas where the plot wasn't painfully obvious... having a submarine is probably the most exciting variation I have heard of.  (You gotta watch these submariners they are a dangerous lot and we have one amongst us!)

Here are the usual ingredients:

Woman detective - history of childhood abuse, possibly autistic, sexually promiscuous, head-strong, possibly shagging her boss.  Has a woolly jumper.
Woman victim(s) - vulnerable, stupid, easily manipulated, has a child to care for, but no husband.  Gulible AF.  Might be a sex worker.
Murderer - handsome, in a position of power, probably a psychopath or a nazi, may have had a relationship with all the women previously.
Friend zone man / side detective - In love with the detective but will never get any.

Now just change where, when and how.  I reckon we could knock up a show..... maybe start with a young Danish woman is found naked holding only a copy of Babbel's learn Dutch in a year having been beaten to death with Britool 1/4" whitworth.

[ghulst]

Well, you've got to admire the creativity.

[ghulst]

Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from now I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

[Sin_Tiger]

Have you ever watched one of those scandi murder dramas where the plot wasn't painfully obvious... having a submarine is probably the most exciting variation I have heard of.  (You gotta watch these submariners they are a dangerous lot and we have one amongst us!)

Here are the usual ingredients:

Woman detective - history of childhood abuse, possibly autistic, sexually promiscuous, head-strong, possibly shagging her boss.  Has a woolly jumper.
Woman victim(s) - vulnerable, stupid, easily manipulated, has a child to care for, but no husband.  Gulible AF.  Might be a sex worker.
Murderer - handsome, in a position of power, probably a psychopath or a nazi, may have had a relationship with all the women previously.
Friend zone man / side detective - In love with the detective but will never get any.

Now just change where, when and how.  I reckon we could knock up a show..... maybe start with a young Danish woman is found naked holding only a copy of Babbel's learn Dutch in a year having been beaten to death with Britool 1/4" whitworth.

I'm off for an Akavit and some cheese.

[Bixxer Bob]

I'm off for an Akavit and some cheese.

[mat-tiger1]

  (You gotta watch these submariners they are a dangerous lot and we have one amongst us!)