UK Census

[Spud]

Question 20

Do you put "Biker" or "Tiger owner" thinking of putting either of these so I can go and worship freely on a sunday  cheers Spud  

[Bixxer Bob]

Not received mine yet, so not sure what the question is, but if you put "Tiger owner" they'll be looking for your dangerous animals licence.....

[chairhead]

It absolutely infuriates me thats these things are mandatory,
for someone to tell me "give me your details,its the law,just rubs me up the wrong way

[Nick Calne]

What would happen if we all put the religion answer down as 'I'm God'.

I'm god, you're god, everyone's god.  

What would they do?  

Would anyone be allowed to be rude to me, surely that would be blasphemous?

If every one recognises everyone else's divinty I think they are stuffed.

Also you can't tax God.  That would be blasphemous. etc etc etc

[flaco]

Never mind god, what about question 17?
"This question is intentionally left blank. Go to 18."
What's that all about? Anyway, it's not even a question, it's a statement. After that, I can't take any of it seriously.

[JetdocX]

Don't you all still think that the monarch is divine as well?   :lol:

I love the Bill of Rights especially the First Amendment.   :D

[flaco]

Oh yes, of course the Queen is divine. So Prince Philip is married to a goddess, lucky chap. But the rest of the family is just a soap opera, and far too interested in horses to be healthy.

[Jaythro]

They can go swing

Tell Em to F*** off and mind thier own business the data protection act prevents you from disclosing your details to them

 :D It os my intention not to fill one in as I haven;t for 15 years

I wonder If I put Abdullah Bin Mahn will it attract Police interest??

 :twisted:

[NKL]

Don't suppose all the illegals will be filling one in, just us mugs

[CoolHandLuke]

I have never filled in a census or had one filled in for me since I was a teenager.

[daveb]

wasn't there something a few years ago, about people filling in religion as Jedi or jedi knight.

found it

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1589133.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1589133.stm)

[Bixxer Bob]

Got mine this morning so at least now I'll know what you're onabart... :?

[John Stenhouse]

I say fill in the daft form and be grateful. yes they know all this info about us anyway, but they haven't yet managed to get a "Big Brother" computer to put it all on. I would hate that day to come, just imagine if they put all the info they have together.

Q14: How many vehicles available for this family?

You answer two, Ah but DVLA has you down for four, because they have details of those two projects in your mates barn! So they say, OI! where are the other two, well they're in my mates barn.

Oh well in that case we want rates for that barn because it's no longer agricultural use!

Yes I say just fill in the daft form laugh at the stupid questions and be grateful they don't join up all the info they have!