A special message I received this afternoon via e-mail...
Hello Dear
I know that this mail might come to you as a surprise because you don't know me and I don't know you too. My name is Sonia Mohamed Atif , I am 24 years old girl and an orphan from Sudan. My late father Mr Mohamed Atif was the deputy general manager with CNPC oil company at Khartoum refinery in Sudan. My late father was killed alongside with my beloved mother and our family house burnt down by the rebels during the last crisis in my country when Janjaweed militant came to our house, and this was what sent me away from my country to Burkina Faso as I made my escape only by God's special grace. You can read more about my country in the bbc news
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6469857.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6469857.stm)
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contained important documents. Now I am presently staying in the Mission in Burkina Faso. I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$ 8.5 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money.
Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. As you indicated your interest to help me I will give you the account number and the contact of the bank where my late beloved father deposited the money with my name as the next of kin. It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.
Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your quick response. I will send you details in my next email for you to know me well. I am waiting for your reply,
Best regards,
Sonia Mohamed.
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Bitchin'! I get money and the girl!
Let's see what this develops into...
Harvey Mushman to soniamohamedd
show details 2:46 PM (0 minutes ago)
Hello, Sonia. I got your e-mail today, and I must admit that I'm quite excited, as this is a bad time for me. I don't need your money, as I'm doing quite well as the night manager at the local movie theater. But I do need a friend. Like I said, this is a bad time for me, and if I can help you, perhaps you can come to America and visit me sometime? I would like that very much.
Your friend,
Harvey
Harvey Mushman was the alias Steve McQueen used to enter motocross races and such. :mrgreen:
Man, I thought you were fixing to tell us you sold the Tiger and bought a Ruckus... judging by the title of the thread! :lol:
You prolly better ask your current wife if she'd like company first. :lol:
Quote from: "JetdocX"You prolly better ask your current wife if she'd like company first. :lol:
Well, Sonia's mother died alongside her father, and now Sonia's having trouble with her step-mother. You just gotta broaden your horizons a bit.
Right dear? Dear? Oh shit.
Anyone taking odds on how long this'll run for?? :ImaPoser
I'll wager any money "Sonia" has a beard and stinks of BO.... :lol:
Go Stretch!!!
I've seen this sort of thing before on other forums, where some dude will lead the scammer along for weeks, making them do all kinds of outrageous stuff.
I think I'll try to get her to send me a picture of her ass, for religious reasons of course.
Quote from: "Stretch"Quote from: "JetdocX"You prolly better ask your current wife if she'd like company first. :lol:
Well, Sonia's mother died alongside her father, and now Sonia's having trouble with her step-mother. You just gotta broaden your horizons a bit.
Right dear? Dear? Oh shit.
So polygamy is legal in GA, too. I thought it was just Utah. Learn something new every day here on TigerTriple.com. I love this place. :lol:
Quote from: "Bixxer Bob"Anyone taking odds on how long this'll run for?? :ImaPoser
I'll wager any money "Sonia" has a beard and stinks of BO.... :lol:
Go Stretch!!!
AND,,, she has Stretches email address... :ImaPoser :ImaPoser
I was saddened to see the Nigerians evidently ran out of money....
I kind of miss hearing from them....
Oh well.... war brings prosperity. Follow the money.
Who's next?
Quote from: "Stretch"I've seen this sort of thing before on other forums, where some dude will lead the scammer along for weeks, making them do all kinds of outrageous stuff.
I think I'll try to get her to send me a picture of her ass, for religious reasons of course.
Me too! :lol: :lol:
Gotta see this!
Quote from: "oxnsox"AND,,, she has Stretches email address... :ImaPoser :ImaPoser
Nah. I'm not that weak. I made a brand-new email account especially for Mr. Mushman, and then replied through it. :mrgreen:
I got a reply from her. I'll post it when I come up with a nice creative reply.
Sonia Mohamed Atif to me
Thu, Jul 9, 2009 at 6:45 AM
6:45 AM (13 hours ago) Reply
My Dear Harvey,
Thanks a lot for your quick response. I need your help to stand as my trustee for transferring the money to your bank account for investment project. As I told you in my earlier mail, I am staying in the mission in Burkina Faso and I haven't a personal telephone to be reached but if you wish to hear my sweet voice, you can reach me through the office telephone number of the Mission co-ordinator. His name is Father Silas and his office telephone number is +22678665273. If you call tell him that you want to speak with Sonia Mohamed Atif am staying in Block 17C female hostel.
The reason while I ask you to contact the bank as my trustee is because I have contacted the bank on my arrival to clear the money but the branch manager of the bank whom I met in person told me that my status as a refugee does not authorize me to transfer the money. He advised me to seek for some one who will represent me and transfer the money into his or her bank account. I wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but am afriad that she will not release the money to me after clearing the money because after the death of my parent she and my uncle arrange seceretly and sold my father's estate in Monaco. They shared the money among themselves and when I confronted them my uncle told me that the tradition and custom of our land does not entitle me to share assets of my father as a single young girl. Ever then they have been maltreating me and even made arrangement to assassinate me because of the demand for my share of the money from the sales of the hotel. I want you to help me because you are God sent and you will never regret for helping me.
Please send me your full contact information which include:
Your full name:
Contact address:
Telephone numbers to be reached:
Your age:
Your Occupation:
Marital Status:
Your Nationality
Your photos to see you:
Information above is very important for me to know you well so as to proceed futher with trust. As soon as I receive them I will give you the contact of the bank were my father deposited the money. And you will contact the bank as my trustee and ask them to transfer the money into your bank accountfor investment project. After you receive the money in your bank account you will send some amount to me to process my traveling documents which I will use to come and settle in your country and further my academic studies.
Thanks a lot in anticipation of your quick reply. Below is my detail information and my photos attached.
Yours truly,
Sonia Mohamed.
My information are:
My full name: Sonia Mohamed Atif
Contact address: Female Block C17, Bethel Mission, 09 BP 5251101 Ouahigouya 09, Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
Telephone numbers to be reached: (+226) 78665273 It is the mission office telephone incase if you call tell tell Father Silas you want to speak with me.
My age: 24
Height: 1.73
Weight: 54kg
Complexion: Fair
Occupation: Student
Marital Status: Single
My Nationality: Sudanese
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Stretch67/Sonia.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Stretch67/Sonia2.jpg)
Dear Sonia,
Thank you for replying. I was worried that you weren't being serious when you said you needed my help. I can see now that you're in a great deal of danger, and that you need me. I would love to talk to you, but I don't have a telephone, because the fascists at the phone company wouldn't accept an IOU. And I'm not able to use the phone here at work for anything other than local calls because I was wrongfully accused of using it to call 1-900 numbers.
I was blown away by your photos. You're even lovlier than I imagined. You're a beautiful, wild Nubian princess. I've seen Africa in movies here in the theater, and imagined Africa as being beautiful, wild, and untamed. Are you also wild and untamed? I would very much like to meet you, and will do whatever I can to earn your love.
My information:
Harvey Mushman
1060 West Addison
Chicago, Illinois
My work phone number 888.AMC.4FUN
Age 35
Concessions manager, AMC River East 21 theater
Single
American
I don't have any digital photos of me, but perhaps I could mail you a regular photo of me.
You mentioned coming to America to further your studies. What areas are you studying? We have several wonderful community colleges here in the Chicago area. For a time, I was pursuing an Associate's Degree in Medical Records Technology at the Jesse Jackson Institute, but my background check revealed some problems that prevented me from continuing. I'm trying to get that ironed out. I'm sure it's just a problem with one of their computers or something.
Once you move in with me here in Chicago, I'm sure one of the colleges here will allow you to pick up where you left off.
I'm so excited. I can hardly wait until you come to live with me. I'm a recent convert in the Nuwaubian Nation of Moors. Perhaps you've heard of us. Our leader, The Master Teacher Malachi Z. York teaches us that we should go forth unto the earth, be fruitful, and multiply. I want to be all that Teacher York asks of me, so I want to have lots of children. I hope you do too. Children are a blessing from God.
Write back soon, so we can start our new lives together.
Love, Harvey
You get the money and the girl...............to friggin funny :ImaPoser :ImaPoser
You forgot to tell her about your six kids from your previous four wives.......oh wait a minute that would be my brother in law.
I'm not going to mention the money, concentrating instead on the love angle. Harvey's lonely.
When she starts getting edgy about the bank account number, I'm going to hold out for a photo of her ass.
"wrongly accused of using the phones for 900 numbers"
You slay me!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Absolutely masterful use of subtext Stretch.
But - given the no nudity stance of this site (which I heartly concur) - how you gonna post the pic of her ass if she comes across? :roll:
Due to the religious nature of my request (ensuring she's physiologically suitable for the natural birthing of many, many young 'uns to be brought up under the auspices of the Nuwaubian Nation of Moors), I'll make sure that it's nothing that would offend my Spritual Advisor's tender sensibilities. Underwear or bikini bottoms would be fine. I wouldn't want the fine virgin lass to expose her naughty bits to you heathens.
This is hillarious - thanks for giving those folks what they have coming to them.
The whole idea of getting her, him, it, to do an ass shot is not they way to go IMHO. Mainly cause it's to easy to search the net and find an ass shot and send it to you.
You got to choose a landmark, or a paricular set up scene that is out of the ordinary or something like that. More specifically a pose that has to be done infront of said landmark or in the prescribed scene to prevent them from finding a generic net photo to cover the asked for shot.
Now granted the idea is to get them to make a fool of themselves.. so choose a good pose in the scene or infront of said land mark LOL.
Quote from: "coachgeo"The whole idea of getting her, him, it, to do an ass shot is not they way to go IMHO. Mainly cause it's to easy to search the net and find an ass shot and send it to you.
You got to choose a landmark, or a paricular set up scene that is out of the ordinary or something like that. More specifically a pose that has to be done infront of said landmark or in the prescribed scene to prevent them from finding a generic net photo to cover the asked for shot.
Now granted the idea is to get them to make a fool of themselves.. so choose a good pose in the scene or infront of said land mark LOL.
I'm way ahead of you, believe me.
too funny...
the Steve Mc Queen reference was a nice touch...
Of course I think maybe sending her a photo could be funny as well
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Napoleon-Dynamite-fs15.jpg)
Anybody catch the Blues Brothers reference? Harvey's address?
As for photos, I was thinking about cropping out the text on this one...
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-nerdy-inventor-of-lolcats.jpg)
But I'm going to stick with being a poor, militant religious convert, pining for the Mother Land and his lovely princess. He checks his e-mail on the computer in the movie theater office when nobody's looking, and doesn't have a camera. If she tries to verify his employment at the theater (which really exists), I'll say I was fired for some reason to be invented at the time, and that I now have to check my email on one of the public computers at the library.
As for Harvey's faith, The Nuwaubian Nation of Moors was a religious cult that was big around here about ten years ago. All their buildings had an Egyptian flair, and they claimed to be lost kings of Africa or some shit.
(http://www.miqel.com/images_1/random_image/r1/malachi-zodok-york-temple-master.jpg)
The leader, Malachi York, was sentenced to 125 years for tax evasion, fraud, child molestation, statutory rape, and a host of other charges. Their elaborate Egyptian-style compound in Eatonton, Georgia was sold at a government auction, and was since bulldozed by the new owner. The land is now a privately-owned cattle ranch. I still hear of converts making noise in the prisons around here, trying to get the group going again.
Salam alaikum, my brothers.
The latest:
Dear Harvey,
Thanks for sending me your information.
The reason why I ask you to be my trustee is that when I arrived here, I went to clear the money from the bank but the Director, told me that as a refugee, my status is not authorized by the local law to clear the money or make transfer of the money to an account. He told me that the only way out is that I will appoint a trustee who will stand for me and clear the money. I wanted to discuss this matter with my step mother but I am afraid that she will not allow me access to the money if she helped me because after the death of my father, my step mother arranged with my uncle without my knowledge and claim all my father's assets and went as far as selling my father's five star hotel in Monaco and left me with nothing. When I discovered and confronted them, they told me that according to the custom of our land a single girl does not share the inheritance of a deceased because she will get married and belong to another family where she will answer her husband name. For such reason, she will lay claim to her husband assets when he died. I felt bitterly about the crazy tradition and custom including the arrogant words which my uncle has been using to abuse me. I realize also that they are not wishing me good at all to survive the pain especially my uncle have seized my traveling documents and does not want me to become useful in life. I think about everything I am passing through and decide to reveal myself to you and seek your help for transferring the money to your account so that you will help me for the investment and I will relocate and live with you forever. This money matters a lot for me because is the only inheritance from my father. I want peace, unity and harmony to settle in life and have rest of mind so that I will forget and stop thinking so much about my late father and my beloved mother of blessed memory.
Therefore, I want you to contact the bank as my trustee and ask them to transfer the money into your account for investment while I will be coming to live with you soon after the money have been transferred to your account. You will send me some amount to process my traveling documents.
Below is the contact of the Bank :
Banque Régionale de Solidarité
Avenue du Dr. Kwamé N'Krumah, Ouagadougou
01 PB 1305 Ouagadougou 01
Telephone (+226) 50 47 50 29/ 49 60 0005
Ouagadougou- Burkina Faso
A/c no.000047178206
Sort code: 35 53 35
Amount: 8.5 Millions USD
Beneficiary: Mr Mohamed Atif
Next of kin: Miss Sonia Mohamed Atif
The contact person is Marcel Faye Swadogo. Director of Operations and Foreign Remittance. You can reach him on the telephone number (+226) 50476029. Email is:
marcel.brsdg@bancarios.com Thanks and hope to hear from you soon. Please keep this transaction top secret and confidential.
Yours truly,
Miss Sonia..
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Stretch67/AuthorizationLetter-1.jpg)
Notice how it's "Miss Sonia" now. I might be a bit un-nerving, and she's trying to distance herself. Time to go for broke...Lovely Sonia,
I'm so glad to hear from you. It's torture to have to wait all day to read your letters to me, as I check my email on the computer in the office here at work. I'm not supposed to use this computer because the manager says the machine picked up a virus, and when he had it fixed, the repairman found a bunch of pornography downloaded into the computer. Maybe I can use one of the public computers at the library.
I have an account at the Bank of America branch on State Street, so let's get this rolling. I need you.
My spiritual advisor, S. Tretch Roolz, is most happy for me that I've finally found my true love, but he is concerned about compatibility. I'm glad he mentioned this, because I hadn't even thought of it, but his responsibilities include overseeing the spreading of God's word through increasing the population of the Congregation. One way for the Nuwaubian Nation of Moors to gain strength is for the married members to have large families. I want to have many, many children, but Reverend Roolz is concerned that you may not be able to have lots of children.
He is most gifted in perceiving these things, but he is not able to accurately judge your body type from the pictures you provided me. He asks that you send me a picture of your bottom. I know it sounds strange, but I assure you he has only the most honorable of intentions. He directed me to ask for a picture of your bottom wearing underwear, or a swimsuit, and in order to ensure that the photo is of you, and not just some unknown girl on the internet, that you hold a sign under your bottom that says S Tretch Roolz, in honor of my spiritual advisor, and to identify yourself as one of the Chosen.
Thank you so much for fulfilling this strange request. I can't wait until you come to America and we can share our lives together and start our family.
Love, Harvey
Oh I caught the Blues brother reference..
the S tretch Rools is freaking great!!!
Awesome!
S.Tretch Roolz :ImaPoser :ImaPoser :ImaPoser :ImaPoser :ImaPoser
Ohhhhhh, Mr. Roolz! You're killin' me here. :bowdown :bowdown :bowdown
Dear Harvey,
I have received your mail.
As you know very well that I am an African origin as I can have as many children as God gives us that is not a problem to me. If you trusted me as trusted in you, you should go ahead and contact the bank as my trustee with the information I have provided to you including a copy of the authorization letter I sent to you and ask the bank to transfer the money into your bank account in the united states for investment project. I want to come and join you in the United Staes and spend the rest of my life with you as husband and wife. But distrusting me with the trust and believe I have in you is unjust.
I don't like you giving me condition and option in my inheritance which I am intrusting in you. If you do not trust me please do let me know so that we can terminate and I will found another person who will assist me transfer the money into his/her bank account for investment project.
God bless you and I hope to hear from you soon.
Yours truly
Sonia
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Dearest Sonia,
I so look forward to your letters. I can hardly wait until the miles between us fade to nothing, and you can be by my side. I printed the authorization letter at the library yesterday afternoon on my way to work, but by that time the bank there in Africa had closed. The librarian told me that there is a six hour time difference between Chicago and Burkina Faso.
But there remains the problem with my spiritual advisor giving his blessing to our union. He is quite adamant that in order to obey the fatwah of The Master Teacher Malachi Z. York, he, S Tretch Roolz, must first examine the hips and, well you know, of all women who seek to enter the Nuwaubian Nation of Moors. Ordinarily, Reverend Roolz insists on performing this examination personally, but due to our circumstances and the extreme distance between you and I, he is willing to make a very rare exception, and examine a photograph of your bottom. It's only a photo, and Reverend Roolz insists that it will only be viewed by himself.
The photo should zoom in close enough for him to see on his computer (he wears very thick eyeglasses), and you must be sure to include the sign with his name, S Tretch Roolz, to prove that the photo is not of some girl taken from the internet.
Here is a poem I wrote for you. I've been trying to put it to music so I can sing it to you when I meet you at the airport...
Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
Always and forever
We met in a chat room
Where love can fully bloom
Sure the World Wide Web is great
But you, you make me salivate.
Yes I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and forever
Our love is like a flock of doves
Flying up to heav'n above
Always and forever
Always and forever
Yes, your love is truly great
Always and forever
Why do you need me?
Why do you love me?
All my love,
Harvey.
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This is Harvey's love poem, by the way... Kip's love song in the wedding scene at the end of Napoleon Dynamite...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzVJqC8mdrg
So after seeing the movie Hangover tonight and coming back and reading up on this thread, my stomach is hurting from laughing!
Jason
holy crap, i think i just wet myself :ImaPoser
Reverend Roolz
QuotePlease keep this transaction top secret and confidential.
:ImaPoser :ImaPoser
Stretch, has she dumped you for another??? Say it isn't so!
women are so shallow......
It was prolly the Napoleon Dynamite poem. That was over the top. :lol:
Quote from: "JetdocX"It was prolly the Napoleon Dynamite poem. That was over the top. :lol:
Or the thought of stretch singing the wedding song!
Or maybe the money came thru...
Anyone actually heard from Stretch lately :?: :?: