Cruisers
(To be sung to the tune of Malvina Reynold's "Little Boxes". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2lGkEU4Xs)
There are cruisers by the roadside
Cruisers made of ticky tacky
There are cruisers by the roadside
And they all look just the same
There's a black one, and a black one
And a black one and a black one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same
And the riders on the cruisers
All went to Harley Davidson
And they put on black leather
And they all look just the same
And there's Angels and Devils
And all kinds of wannabees
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same
And they all have loud exhaust pipes
And drink beer before they ride
And the men all have grey beards
And they all look just the same
And they all ride on their cruisers
Like a visit to the gynaecologist
And they all call themselves bikers
And they all look just the same
:ImaPoser :ImaPoser :ImaPoser Now now Nick... each to their own :bad (are you familiar with the term 'tarts handbag'?) - I went to Llandudno (a seaside town about 20 mls from me) for lunch this week and the promenade was FULL of goldfish! (sorry, - goldwings), the council had even closed a road for them to park in! miles of plastic and light bulbs, The only things worse than cruisers though have to be 'baggers' - I mean, just what is all that about? :pottytrain2
just by changing a few words this little ditty can apply to any group.................. :nod
There are dual sports by the Starbucks
Adventurers made of ticky tacky
There are dual sports by the Starbucks
And they all look just the same
There's a black one, and a black one
And a black one and a black one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same
And the riders on the Dual Sports
All went to Aerostitch
And they put on Hi-Viz
And they all look just the same
And there's Tour-a Tech and Happy Trails
And all kinds of wannabees
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same
And they all have Aluminum Panniers
And drink beer before they ride
And the men all have scruffy beards
And they all look just the same
And they all ride on their Dual Sports
Like a visit to the camp ground (paved roads, of course)
And they all call themselves Adventurers
And they all look just the same
Rocket 3's are cool tho :nod
Quote from: Mustang on September 01, 2014, 02:38:42 PM
just by changing a few words this little ditty can apply to any group.................. :nod
Do one for the Cafe Racers please :notworthy
There are sportbikes doing wheelies
Sportbikes made of ticky tacky
There are sportbikes doing stoppies
And they all look just the same
There's a Honda and a Suzi
And a Kawi and a Yamaha
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same
And the squids all on their sportbikes
Paid hundreds for their helmets
Then they all ride dressed in t-shirts
And flip flops for their feet
When the squids ride on their sportbikes
They dream of World Superbike
So they put on loud exhaust pipes
And then they all sound just the same
The first thing that the squids do
When they buy their new superbike
Is to strip off all the signals
And replace them with junk
There's an MV and a Triumph
A KTM and a Ducati
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same