A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer!
I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Harley instead of a TIGER"! "SO YOU GO ON AND RIDE IT! YOURSELF"
:ImaPoser
I'm ripping that one off. :lol:
oh.. rip away
considering I ripped it off.... and massaged it into what ya'll read.
Originall was written a caugh caugh.. dad on Honda and daughter mad cause it was not .. caugh pwheeeet a Harley... caugh pwtueee sorrry something was making me gag LOL :D