Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a brand new 2014 Model BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $500,000.00 United States Dollars from international programs held on the 1st section 2014 in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you were selected.
The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your prize.
Name: Mr.Anthony Smith
Email:bmwautomobile_84@secretarias.com
Contact him by providing him with your secret pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23. You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:
1.Name in full.
2. Address.
3. Nationality.
4. Age.
5. Occupation.
6. Phone/Fax.
7. Present Country.
8. Email address.
9. pin code Number BMW:2551256003/23
Dr. Norbert Reithofers.
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
BMW LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
cheers Spud :thumbsup
Ummmmm!
At least they have not directly, yet, asked for bank details!
what I haven't won :BangHead is that what your saying :ImaPoser
cheers Spud :thumbsup
Shit,ive just entered,and my bank details so they can deposit the money! What's a 'scam' anyway? :icon_scratch:
Quote from: threepot on August 12, 2014, 01:20:43 PM
Shit,ive just entered,and my bank details so they can deposit the money! What's a 'scam' anyway? :icon_scratch:
a bit like scum but different :BangHead
any way you can't of won because I have :augie
cheers Spud :thumbsup
Just as I'm sitting in my van,at my local Asda,ive just seen a bloke ride out on a 400 Superdream..with a case of Stella on his tank!! :bug_eye
Quote from: threepot on August 12, 2014, 01:34:50 PM
I've just seen a bloke ride out on a 400 Superdream..with a case of Stella on his tank!! :bug_eye
Second prize :icon_scratch:
Nah, that's first prize...
Case of Stella is the first prize. The Wet Dream is the lucky loser consolation prize.
Phew Spud. When I saw your post I thought, "poor bastard, he's won a r1200gs..."
If you want to sell the BMW, I've got some money coming from a Nigerian Prince, who is having trouble with getting his money out of the country. once I give him my Down payment, the money should roll in. Can you wait?
Quote from: nickcalne on August 12, 2014, 09:00:16 PM
Phew Spud. When I saw your post I thought, "poor bastard, he's won a r1200gs..."
What's wrong with that Nick? Sell the bugger to some Ewan/Charlie wannabe and buy a nice 955 for three grand and have a nice holiday on the rest................sorted!
Quote from: London_Phil on August 12, 2014, 11:01:26 PM
If you want to sell the BMW, I've got some money coming from a Nigerian Prince, who is having trouble with getting his money out of the country. once I give him my Down payment, the money should roll in. Can you wait?
done deal then mate :thumbsup
cheers Spud :thumbsup
Quote from: threepot on August 12, 2014, 01:34:50 PM
Just as I'm sitting in my van,at my local Asda,ive just seen a bloke ride out on a 400 Superdream..with a case of Stella on his tank!! :bug_eye
Two examples together to demonstrate that the man has no taste.
Quote from: blacktiger on August 13, 2014, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: threepot on August 12, 2014, 01:34:50 PM
Just as I'm sitting in my van,at my local Asda,ive just seen a bloke ride out on a 400 Superdream..with a case of Stella on his tank!! :bug_eye
Two examples together to demonstrate that the man has no taste.
Er the guy in the van or the one on the bike :BangHead :ImaPoser
cheers Spud :thumbsup
Quote from: Spud on August 14, 2014, 01:50:45 PM
Quote from: blacktiger on August 13, 2014, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: threepot on August 12, 2014, 01:34:50 PM
Just as I'm sitting in my van,at my local Asda,ive just seen a bloke ride out on a 400 Superdream..with a case of Stella on his tank!! :bug_eye
Two examples together to demonstrate that the man has no taste.
Er the guy in the van or the one on the bike :BangHead :ImaPoser
cheers Spud :thumbsup
SuperDream & Stella. 'nuff said.
Quote from: blacktiger on August 15, 2014, 12:15:50 PM
SuperDream & Stella. 'nuff said.
Ah yes. But drinking the Stella gives a nice buzz (it being alcoholic after all) and think of the possibilities of turning a Honda yawn-bike into a bike that people might at least look at:
http://www.caferacerkits.co.uk/the-cafe-racer-kit/superdream-cafe-racer/
I did a skills test with an examinee on Friday who was riding one. All I could think of was to get the angle grinder out and do something with it.......
Nice site, that dream looks good mmmmmm?
Quote from: nickjtc on August 18, 2014, 02:32:32 AM
Quote from: blacktiger on August 15, 2014, 12:15:50 PM
SuperDream & Stella. 'nuff said.
Ah yes. But drinking the Stella gives a nice buzz (it being alcoholic after all) and think of the possibilities of turning a Honda yawn-bike into a bike that people might at least look at:
http://www.caferacerkits.co.uk/the-cafe-racer-kit/superdream-cafe-racer/
I did a skills test with an examinee on Friday who was riding one. All I could think of was to get the angle grinder out and do something with it.......[/b][/size][/color]
Yeah, cutting it into small pieces and throwing it into a river.
Quote from: blacktiger on August 18, 2014, 04:22:24 PM
Yeah, cutting it into small pieces and throwing it into a river.
Now, now. Be nice. All motorcycle deserve a long, full and productive life. :icon_wink: :blah :blah
Certain ones I'm just glad they can't reproduce :augie
Quote from: nickjtc on August 18, 2014, 07:27:48 PM
Quote from: blacktiger on August 18, 2014, 04:22:24 PM
Yeah, cutting it into small pieces and throwing it into a river.
Now, now. Be nice. All motorcycle deserve a long, full and productive life. :icon_wink: :blah :blah
I'm being nice to everyone that had the missfortune to ride one.
I seem to remember that one of the Brit bike mags had a monthly article along the lines of 'To the Crusher With It' spotlighting bikes that should just not have been brought into existence.....