Triumph Tiger

[Fross]

An artist, a lawyer, and a biker are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.
The biker says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can be out on my Triumph Tiger any time I like!"

[birddogone]

         Sounds like it's time for a Levity thread. 

[birddogone]

Friend of mine in the Northeast was in the middle of a snow storm one night a couple weeks ago. He decided to get ahead by firing up his tractor and plowing some snow. After a while he noticed a lot of snow lighting and became a little concerned so he quit and put everything away. When he went inside  his wife asked him why he stopped and he said the snow lighting was too dangerous.........She said "You dumb ass that was me taking pictures of you"!   

[Sin_Tiger]

True story.

Out with a Landy friend in the back of  his 110 one night, this guy was paranoid about speed cameras. Travelling down a road we both knew where the cameras were, he was crawling along way below the limit and refused to get a move on.

Unknown to him, I pulled my camera out and set it off passing the next camera, his reaction was priceless, it was all we could do to keep a straight face for the next hour and I started running as I told him the truth 

[birddogone]

Sin, That's funny! Here in the US LR folks would kill for a D110.
Rod