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April 02, 2021, 03:21:37 PMReply #105 on

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Was called in to my doctors surgery following a blood test last week.

He told me I had to sdtop drinking.

It's gonna be a tough change to get used to, I've been with the same doctor for 15 years.   :occasion14
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April 02, 2021, 04:12:58 PMReply #106 on

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My GP is a lovely looking woman with big tits. Anyway, I went to see her the other day with sore testicles. As she held my testicles, she said; "you must stop wanking." I said why? She said; "because I'm trying to examine you!!!"
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First day back in the office today. I got there early, stepped in to the lift & just as the door was about to close, this rather large busty woman got in. Now I'm not usually one to stare but they were rather large.  :bug_eye

Anyway, she noticed me staring and said 'would you please just press one?'

so I did.

I don't think I'll be going in to the office again for a while - at least until I'm released from hospital anyway.
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I knew something was missing in my life  :icon_lol:
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My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a "How's my driving?" sticker on her car.

The phone hasn't stopped ringing since
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I saw someone waving but wasn't sure if they were waving at me or someone behind me.

Anyway, in other news... I lost my job as a lifeguard!
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My wife & I share all the household jobs so we both do equal work.

For example, I load the dishwasher, then she reloads the dishwasher 'the right way'!
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Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a person within 5 minutes.
 
Unfortunately, I also lost my job at the local swimming pool.
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We attended a cremation the other day, not many people of course, very quiet affair.

Then someone's phone started ringing, which might have been just a minor embarrassment or disrespectful at worst but ....

The unfortunate owner had selected the ringtone as "Dontcha wish your Girlfriend was Hot like me"  :mut
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We had a new delivery driver knock on the door the other day who offered a box saying "I've a parcel for your next door neighbour" too lazy to go up the drive to the farm  :icon_rolleyes:

He didn't look so smug when I responded "Well you've come to the wrong address then" and closed the door.
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