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February 21, 2021, 10:43:56 AMReply #75 on

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I'm not sure if that's very clever, or wrong;   the vertical axis is "Z"

Only in 3D.
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February 21, 2021, 02:28:30 PMReply #76 on

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This morning, my wife and I were having a nice quiet breakfast when I said to her, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff immediately."

"Now, why would you want me to do that?" she replied.

"Well, I think that a woman as fine as yourself would remarry one day, and I'd hate some other arsehole using my stuff."

She looked at me intently and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another arsehole?"
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

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I'm not sure if that's very clever, or wrong;   the vertical axis is "Z"





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February 23, 2021, 12:55:32 PMReply #79 on

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Not where I grew up...

In Space there is no "up".
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February 23, 2021, 05:37:56 PMReply #80 on

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and no one can hear you scream!
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AAarrgghhh...

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February 26, 2021, 05:58:49 PMReply #84 on

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Went in to Burger king earlier. the woman who served me was wearing a badge on her breast pocket saying 'Pat'.

To cut a long story short, I'm now banned from Burger King.  :icon_scratch:
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