Humour

[Tigertriple]

Few funnies for monday..


My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
 


         some excellent jokes. Liked this one a lot.

[KuzzinKenny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

 :lol:  :lol:

KK

[Sin_Tiger]

That's a smile  :shock: scarry  :lol:


I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.
 
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
 
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice claret.
 
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.
 
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!

[KuzzinKenny]

     

Beer and claret  :shock: Yuk !!

KK

[Bixxer Bob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndsivHfbxNY&feature=related

[Bixxer Bob]

When I posted this elsewhere it was going off-topic so I thought I'd put it here where it belongs.

Although  this is on You Tube and so meets someone's standards of decency, it's maybe not wife safe'  Its cartoon characters  extoling the merits of the internet and it's uses viewed from the male and female perspective in a song...

:roll:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Fixed!

[VM-BASIC]

A police man knocked on my door late at night holding a photograph.

"Do you know this woman?" he asked,

"Yes" I said, thats my wife.

"She looks like she`s been in an accident" he says

"Yes I know" I replied, "But she`s a good cook and doesn`t nag "

[VM-BASIC]

My Mother in law was complaining that she didn`t have anything to wear.

"What about that black outfit you have in the back of the wardrobe? " I said,

"All it needs is ironing and the swastika`s taking off"

[Bixxer Bob]

Thought I'd wake up this old thread.

[Bixxer Bob]

And this:  (there's another one on the previous page)

[threepot]

My brother just sent me this,

[Bixxer Bob]

More.....

[Geoff W]

The new Pope Francis decided to take the previous Pope Benedict out for a meal......Naturally he booked a table at Frankie & Bennies.

[Sin_Tiger]

 

[Bixxer Bob]

It never ceases to amaze me that people can be so unaware of the (painful) consequences of their actions. This clip contains several face / hard object clips and, at 18 minutes, needs a beer/coffee. Just don't spill it on your keyboard/tablet/phone.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujwod-vqyqA&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujwod-vqyqA&feature=youtube_gdata_player)