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Started by Bixxer Bob, June 04, 2011, 08:02:21 PM

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Tigertriple

#30
December 22, 2011, 09:13:59 AM
Quote from: zombie2Few funnies for monday..


My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
 


 :ImaPoser  :ImaPoser  :ImaPoser  :ImaPoser  some excellent jokes. Liked this one a lot.
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KuzzinKenny

#31
December 29, 2011, 01:37:36 AM


 :lol:  :lol:

KK
In Scotland, there`s no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes !! Billy Connolly
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Sin_Tiger

#32
January 06, 2012, 01:41:34 AM
That's a smile  :shock: scarry  :lol:


I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.
 
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
 
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice claret.
 
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.
 
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!
I used to have long hair, took acid and went to hip joints. Now I long for hair, take antacid and need a new hip joint

KuzzinKenny

#33
January 06, 2012, 01:50:48 AM
:ImaPoser  :ImaPoser  :ImaPoser  :ImaPoser

Beer and claret  :shock: Yuk !!

KK
In Scotland, there`s no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes !! Billy Connolly
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Lucifer Orange 05 (2004) Purrrrrrfect !!

Bixxer Bob

#34
February 02, 2012, 09:45:37 PM
I don't want to achieve immortality through prayer, I want to achieve it through not dying...

Bixxer Bob

#35
February 17, 2012, 01:27:49 PM
When I posted this elsewhere it was going off-topic so I thought I'd put it here where it belongs.

Although  this is on You Tube and so meets someone's standards of decency, it's maybe not wife safe'  Its cartoon characters  extoling the merits of the internet and it's uses viewed from the male and female perspective in a song...

:roll:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Fixed!
I don't want to achieve immortality through prayer, I want to achieve it through not dying...

VM-BASIC

#36
February 18, 2012, 03:38:04 AM
A police man knocked on my door late at night holding a photograph.

"Do you know this woman?" he asked,

"Yes" I said, thats my wife.

"She looks like she`s been in an accident" he says

"Yes I know" I replied, "But she`s a good cook and doesn`t nag "
If you can`t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical fault

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VM-BASIC

#37
February 18, 2012, 03:41:09 AM
My Mother in law was complaining that she didn`t have anything to wear.

"What about that black outfit you have in the back of the wardrobe? " I said,

"All it needs is ironing and the swastika`s taking off"
If you can`t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical fault

2001 in Roulette Green

Bixxer Bob

#38
March 02, 2013, 06:25:22 PM
Thought I'd wake up this old thread.

I don't want to achieve immortality through prayer, I want to achieve it through not dying...

Bixxer Bob

#39
March 02, 2013, 06:40:59 PM Last Edit: March 03, 2013, 05:07:22 PM by Bixxer Bob
And this:  (there's another one on the previous page)
I don't want to achieve immortality through prayer, I want to achieve it through not dying...

threepot

#40
March 08, 2013, 06:13:29 PM Last Edit: March 08, 2013, 06:15:12 PM by threepot
My brother just sent me this, :hat10
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Bixxer Bob

#41
March 21, 2013, 06:41:20 PM
More.....
I don't want to achieve immortality through prayer, I want to achieve it through not dying...

Geoff W

#42
March 21, 2013, 07:21:45 PM
The new Pope Francis decided to take the previous Pope Benedict out for a meal......Naturally he booked a table at Frankie & Bennies.
It\'s ok , this will only take 5 minutes.
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Sin_Tiger

#43
March 22, 2013, 02:17:10 AM
 :qgaraduate
I used to have long hair, took acid and went to hip joints. Now I long for hair, take antacid and need a new hip joint

Bixxer Bob

#44
July 23, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
It never ceases to amaze me that people can be so unaware of the (painful) consequences of their actions. This clip contains several face / hard object clips and, at 18 minutes, needs a beer/coffee. Just don't spill it on your keyboard/tablet/phone.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujwod-vqyqA&feature=youtube_gdata_player




I don't want to achieve immortality through prayer, I want to achieve it through not dying...
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