Humour

[Bixxer Bob]

I just had to share this with someone... not a joke but funny all the same.

I have two disabled granddaughters, one of which, Lexie, is in a wheelchair, but as bright as a button. they are both nearly four.  My daughter had them with her at the shops today and Lexie spotted a woman that caught her attention for some reason and said in a very loud voice "Hello lady".  the lady looked, saw the wheelchair and quickly looked away, but Lexie doesn't give up easily.  In and even louder voice she said, "Hey.....Lady....   I said HELLO!!!"

Everyone around laughed except the subject 


She'll do alright, that one.

[Sin_Tiger]

A fellow Range anorak just told me about a homemade security sign he noticed in the back window of an old Defender at a recent meet up.

"NO OIL IS KEPT IN THIS VEHICLE OVERNIGHT"

[threepot]

Or the sign on the back that says.....'honk if anything falls off'

[John Stenhouse]

Or the ones seen in our daft french cars:

No Cheese or Baguettes left in this vehicle overnight

[JayDub]

I liked my 'scrappage scheme survivor' sticker on my old XJ rat.

[John Stenhouse]

I liked my 'scrappage scheme survivor' sticker on my old XJ rat.

Wish there had been a few more

[Sin_Tiger]

Keep the shed locked 

[Bixxer Bob]

The chap I spanner for bought a ZXR400 to run at Geddine (actually it might have been a 600, memory fading etc...)  last year and still hasn't told his wife.  She keeps asking when his mate Andy is picking his bike up.....

[JoeDirt]

The chap I spanner for bought a ZXR400 to run at Geddine (actually it might have been a 600, memory fading etc...)  last year and still hasn't told his wife.  She keeps asking when his mate Andy is picking his bike up.....

Is Andy his imaginary friend or a chap named denial?

[Bixxer Bob]

He's another of the race team  :icon_wink:

[KuzzinKenny]

Don't get my started on this guy 

http://www.huntjeremy.co.uk

KK

[nickjtc]

Seeing this: reminds me of the story about the policeman on intersection observation duty here. He watched a driver roll through the intersection instead of stopping as instructed by the very visible STOP sign.

So he pulled the driver over and asked why he had not stopped. The driver replied "Well at least I slowed down." The policeman, wishing to elucidate the traffic law asked the driver to get out of the car, and proceeded to smack him on the head with his truncheon.

"Ow, ow, ow... stop, stop, STOP", said the car driver.

To which the policemen replied, "Would you like me to stop or just slow down?"

[KuzzinKenny]

Ya canny wack a gid cat video 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8_XgTDmkXE

KK

[nickjtc]

Say no more.

[KuzzinKenny]

Priceless !! 

KK