Humour

[daveb]

this made me laugh

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Man-puts-wife-Harley-motorcycle-sale-gives/story-20271890-detail/story.html

[nickjtc]

Mum, Dad and young son are at the zoo, looking at the elephants. Dad has wandered off so the son points to the elephant and asks his Mum, "What's that thing hanging down under the elephant?"

She replies, "It's his trunk, son." He shakes his head and says, "No, no.... what's that thing hanging down at the other end?"

She replies, "Oh, it's his tail, son." He shakes his head again and says, "NO, not his tail. What is that thing hanging down in front of his tail?"

She realises then what the boy is talking about, but is too embarassed to tell him, so she just shakes her head and says "Oh, it's nothing."

This does not satisfy the boy so he goes over to his Dad and asks the same question, and gets the same two answers. When he finally makes it clear what he is asking the Dad answers, "Oh, that's his penis, son. He is a boy elephant and like all boys he has one."

The boy replies, "Well, why did Mum say it was nothing then?"

Dad replies, "Oh, that's because she has been spoilt."

Sorry.

[Bixxer Bob]

Only 50 seconds, watch to the end......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQQvanCpC3Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQQvanCpC3Q)

[Bixxer Bob]

Not a joke, but funny nevertheless, read this today:

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators......

[motoOzarks]

                

[Bixxer Bob]

I couldn't wear this in public, but it made me smile.....

[The Midnight Rambler]

That is in terrible taste. I laughed out loud.

[Bixxer Bob]

That is in terrible taste. I laughed out loud.

I know, I did think about it before sharing.  The company that prints it does a lot of stuff that's a bit iffy.  They're called "Shotdeadinthehead.com"

[Stitch]

They have a several "gems".

[The Midnight Rambler]

For lovers of old bikes
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-amongst-Vincent-Brough-Superior-Norton-BSA-etc-/321525047161?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&hash=item4adc62df79

[threepot]

For lovers of old bikes
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-amongst-Vincent-Brough-Superior-Norton-BSA-etc-/321525047161?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&hash=item4adc62df79

''could've been harvested by the great Mike Balewood''!!!! brilliant

[KuzzinKenny]

Duct Tape

Contrary to popular opinion it is NOT good for fixing everything.
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar
He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out,
but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out,
and she agreed." 
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection
again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the
sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)


"I kicked her in the face."
.................................................

an oldie but a goody !!



KK

[KuzzinKenny]

This can't be real, can it ??

http://youtu.be/OtdUiWiu3wM

   

KK

[Bixxer Bob]

Love it!!!

[Mustang]