Humour

[Bixxer Bob]

I've been a follower of AXmen on Discovery Channel for a while (I know, I know ,but the are entertaining characters...) so this made me smile:



Then I dug a bit deeper... you've probably seen most of these before, but I thought they worth posting anyway:

First why we do what we do...





Nobody mentions the ford...ok?





Then some off the wall stuff:





Animals, you gotta love em....





And last but not least:

[John Stenhouse]

The last three are ace

[The Midnight Rambler]

You cant beat a bit of animal humour.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw&feature=youtu.be

[NKL]

That is brilliant

[NeilD]

and you can make your own here..  :D

http://diy.despair.com/


tiger by GUZZINEIL, on Flickr

[Bixxer Bob]

Nice one Neil, and oh so true..... :lol:

[MtheTiger]

the ultimate dog tease is the best one I saw for years...It even was mentioned on the telly here @ the best viewed talkshow DWDD....

[daveb]

My new wig arrived the other day. It's made of arsehole hair. The bloody thing keeps blowing off.

[aeronca]

now this is funny


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[The Midnight Rambler]

But not as funny as this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=EV ... dium#t=125

[aeronca]

your right :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[Mustang]

[daveb]

I am sorry these are terrible  :oops:



A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.....

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a train. He was chuffed to bits.

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it...
I thought to myself, these buggers have lost the plot!!

I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance. Not being one to disappoint I pushed the old dear over.

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....
'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

Just heard there was an explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.
3.1415927 dead

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her some bathroom scales.

Went around to a friends house today. His wife was sat there with their newborn baby.
She asked if I'd like to wind it.... I thought that was a bit harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.
 
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.
 
I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs. The birds love it!
 
Husband says to wife 'My Olympic condoms have arrived – I think I'll wear gold tonight'.
Wife says, 'Why don't you wear silver and come second for a change'.
 
I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
I thought to myself 'that guy's heading for a breakdown'.

[Mustang]

I am sorry these are terrible  :oops:

[PeteH]

Probably due to the tractor dealer :lol: