Daily smile thread

[Lee337]

English for beginners

Tsunami ... T is silent
Honest ... H is silent
Psychology ... P is silent
Knife ... K is silent
Wife ... Husband is silent

Class dismissed ...

[Lee337]

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[Lee337]

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[Lee337]

Mrs L was feeling bit down last night, so I let her colour in my tattoo.

She felt a lot better, apparently, she just needed a shoulder to crayon...

[Madruss]

I like it.
Americans just don't get humour like this 

[Madruss]

My wife gave our both our sons & families some advice during the current flooding in New South Wales Australia, "don't open any ice cream containers floating past". 

[Lee337]

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Triumph Tiger... YOU RIDE IT!!".......

[Lee337]

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[Lee337]

Met my old friend on a flight to the US last week.

I shouldn't have shouted Hi to him across the cabin...

I know that now!

[the slow heart]

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

....
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Triumph Tiger... YOU RIDE IT!!".......

Awesome joke 
Made my kid laughing out loud    

[Lee337]

Dear Santa,

I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it.

You fat, judgmental ba$t4rd.

Yours

Lee337

[London_Phil]

Dear Santa,

I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it.

You fat, judgmental ba$t4rd.

Yours

Lee337

You just want free coal....

[Nick Calne]

Coal - Quite a welcome gift in these days of high energy costs.

[Lee337]

My sex life is like a Ferrari 

I don't have a ferrari 

[Sin_Tiger]

I still have quite a bit of Turkey left overs and don't want any more soup or sandwiches 

Keep calm
   and
Curry On