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Started by Lee337, January 09, 2021, 01:00:03 PM

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blacktiger

#75
February 21, 2021, 10:43:56 AM
Quote from: Bixxer Bob on February 21, 2021, 04:55:40 AM
I'm not sure if that's very clever, or wrong;   the vertical axis is "Z"

Only in 3D.
2013 800XC 33000 miles & counting.

Lee337

#76
February 21, 2021, 02:28:30 PM
This morning, my wife and I were having a nice quiet breakfast when I said to her, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff immediately."

"Now, why would you want me to do that?" she replied.

"Well, I think that a woman as fine as yourself would remarry one day, and I'd hate some other arsehole using my stuff."

She looked at me intently and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another arsehole?"
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

#77
February 21, 2021, 02:28:59 PM
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

ghulst

#78
February 22, 2021, 07:53:11 PM
Quote from: Bixxer Bob on February 21, 2021, 04:55:40 AM
I'm not sure if that's very clever, or wrong;   the vertical axis is "Z"





Not where I grew up...
2008 Triumph Street Triple R | Ex Triumph Tiger 900 T400 1993, Tiger 800XC 2011

blacktiger

#79
February 23, 2021, 12:55:32 PM
Quote from: ghulst on February 22, 2021, 07:53:11 PM




Not where I grew up...

In Space there is no "up".
2013 800XC 33000 miles & counting.

Lee337

#80
February 23, 2021, 05:37:56 PM
and no one can hear you scream!
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

ghulst

#81
February 23, 2021, 09:56:28 PM
AAarrgghhh...

;)
2008 Triumph Street Triple R | Ex Triumph Tiger 900 T400 1993, Tiger 800XC 2011

Lee337

#82
February 25, 2021, 12:17:21 PM
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

#83
February 26, 2021, 05:58:03 PM
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

#84
February 26, 2021, 05:58:49 PM
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

#85
February 28, 2021, 05:38:02 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2021, 07:03:13 PM by Lee337
Went in to Burger king earlier. the woman who served me was wearing a badge on her breast pocket saying 'Pat'.

To cut a long story short, I'm now banned from Burger King.  :icon_scratch:
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

#86
March 02, 2021, 05:30:04 PM
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

#87
March 02, 2021, 05:30:45 PM
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

#88
March 05, 2021, 02:03:11 PM
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

Lee337

#89
March 05, 2021, 07:09:07 PM
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
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